Thursday, April 13, 2006

If Jade thinks she can get between my mom and dad about anything, well, she obviously hasn't been in Oakdale long enough.

Dusty Donovan couldn't do it. Angel Lange couldn't do it. Caleb Snyder, Derek Mason, Linc Lafferty, Sean Baxter, Colin Crowley, Keith Morrissy, Julie Wendell, Janice Maxwel, Julia Larrabee, my aunt Rose, my biological dad, Damian, even an actual operation that cut out the part of my dad's brain where he remembered Mom... even that couldn't keep them apart in the end.

I used to think Jade was pretty smart. At least she's good at thinking on her feet. First, she's my cousin, then she's not, then she's my girlfriend, then she's a librarian (yeah, I know, not what I would have expected either). She's quick, I'll give her that. But, in the end, anyone who thinks they can get between Holden and Lily Snyder, they're, frankly, kinda stupid...

11 Comments:

Blogger Nic said...

I admit she's not too bright, but Luciano if you keep letting her con and blackmail you that's all that really matters. And on some scale if she's 'keeping you straight' which is how your dad sees it, he might be on her side somewhat.

11:45 AM  
Blogger Mark Spies said...

Luke, Could it be you're finally starting to see the light? We've all been telling you what a bad apple Jade is. And yes, she's clever, but also, she's not nearly as smart as she thinks she is. Speaking of smart, how is it you know all the names of the people who've tried to split your folks up? Have you been talking girl talk with your Grandmothers again?

1:02 PM  
Blogger Kevin Davis said...

Luke, how's it going? I haven't talked to you in ages. I swore I wouldn't even read your blog after everything that happened, but I read today's. What's up with this Jade girl? I'll check in when I have time to see what else you've been up to. Take it easy.

1:28 PM  
Blogger Nic said...

lol, Mark - girl tak, that's great.

And Kevin, you still excist? Wow...have you been hiding or something???

1:57 PM  
Blogger Mary Cherry said...

Jade is "kinda stupid" huh? Hi, Pot, meet Kettle.

As for people coming between your folks,hi, yeah, it seems like it's really easy to get between those two.

Though, I suppose, in the end, Holden and Not-So-Li'l Lily are like Carly and Stupid--they go together.

So, this Jade business has gone on long enough. You need to get her out of your life. Now, quit being a pansy and ladle up a big, steaming bowl of whoop ass.

Kisses!

9:17 PM  
Blogger Alison Stewart said...

Luke,
It is great to see how much you believe in your parents these days. I'm glad that is back on track. As for Jade, from all that I've heard about her she doesn't seem the brightest to me either.

On another note, Aaron and I just got a picture of you that your mother sent us. You are becoming quite the looker these days, when we left town it seems that you were still so young, and now....well if me and aaron weren't together.....I kid I kid, but it is great to sound like things are maybe starting to cool down a bit.

Keep in touch
Best Wishes
Ali

9:26 PM  
Blogger h8ed boi said...

*Cue heavenly music* A miracle hath taken place!

Luke, my fine friend, I'm glad you've finally caught on: Jade=stupid. Thus, Jade+you=even stupider! It's not a difficult mathematical equation.

Now you must simply take the next logical step and get rid of her. I realize this might be a novel idea for you, but please don't take as long to figure this one out, as you did figuring out that she's not really the brightest crayon in the box.

That closet door is waiting.

Eternally yours,
your alias,
h8ed boi

10:22 PM  
Blogger Bob Hughes said...

Luke, I just want to alert you to something I'm very familiar with: you're being phased out, my friend. With all the sparks flying between Carly & jack, Katie & Mike, and Paul & Emily, your situation is becoming minor as well as old. You'll need to do something very dramatic to maintain your place in the Oakdale sun, or you'll be lucky to be featured once a week. If the trend continues, you might just have to take your place with me, Kim, or even John Dixon. They might even send you to live with with Aaron and Allison! So act NOW before it's too late. COME OUT ALREADY!

5:53 AM  
Blogger Bob Hughes said...

Luke, I just want to alert you to something I'm very familiar with: you're being phased out, my friend. With all the sparks flying between Carly & jack, Katie & Mike, and Paul & Emily, your situation is becoming minor as well as old. You'll need to do something very dramatic to maintain your place in the Oakdale sun, or you'll be lucky to be featured once a week. If the trend continues, you might just have to take your place with me, Kim, or even John Dixon. They might even send you to live with with Aaron and Allison! So act NOW before it's too late. COME OUT ALREADY!

5:53 AM  
Blogger Mark Spies said...

Luke, In light of what Bob just said (twice), I have a suggestion: If you're thinking of asking for a raise, FORGET IT!

6:29 AM  
Blogger Mary Cherry said...

Actually, I heard Luke will be sticking around for at least three years(or 13 weeks contingent on how fast everyone gets annoyed with Wishy Washy Luke).

I know if I have to hear "I'm going to tell my mom and dad everything again I'm going to sign him up for some electro-shock therapy.

Now, kick that Vapid Vamp Jade to the curb. What are you? Stupid?

Now, I'm going to go try out my new Hermes riding saddle.

Kisses!

4:36 PM  

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