Tuesday, February 14, 2006


I'm glad Jade suggested we take Faith and Natalie out of the house so Mom and Dad can have some privacy on Valentine's Day. The last thing I need is to hang around while they're making cow eyes and holding hands under the table and acting like I'm five years old and don't know what's going on.

I mean, I get it, my parents have sex. That's what married people do, that's where babies come from, perfectly natural, circle of life, crank up the Elton John. I get it fine, no need to rub my face in it.

Not sure what the big deal is about Valentine's Day, anyway. Isn't love supposed to be something you celebrate all year round? I mean, you can't help when you feel it, so why obsess on one day to say it? And how are dead flowers and squashed candy supposed to prove that you really care about a person? Is it really that simple? Here - have a red box shaped like an internal organ and now you know exactly what I'm feeling and thinking and will you be mine and all that crap forever and ever?

Yeah. Like that's all you need to get the job done.

28 Comments:

Blogger Dusty Donovan said...

Lucy,

Miss you Luce, especially today. Happy Valentines Day sweetie. I Love You.

Love always,
Dusty

12:19 PM  
Blogger Nic said...

I could not agree with you more...and I have a girlfriend. *shrugs* Stupid day, yes, buy your girl chocolate then skimpy panties...because those two mix. >.>

People are stupid.

2:58 PM  
Blogger Alison Stewart said...

Happy v-day aaron,
I can't wait to show you the skimpy panties i picked out for you. See you soon....

4:36 PM  
Blogger Alison Stewart said...

Oh Luke,
Don't be so down on love, I'm sure one day very soon love will have you all excited, and then you wont be able to wait to make cow eyes and go buy heart shaped boxes.

4:42 PM  
Blogger Lucy Montgomery said...

I miss you too, Dusty. I hope you had a great Valentine's Day in Oakdale even if we can't be together.

Love,
Lucy

5:23 PM  
Blogger Lucy Montgomery said...

Luke, one day you are going to meet someone that makes your heart flutter (yeah, that's cheesy) like your mom does to Uncle Holden's. Don't lose faith, cuz.

Love,
Lucy

5:24 PM  
Blogger Mary Cherry said...

Now, hon, you need to turn that frown upside down.

I was once like you. I was down on love and just looking to slap the face of anyone with hearts in their eyes.

That was until Joe came up to me and said "Mary Cherry, you are the most beautiful woman in the world. Will you cha-cha with me and be my lady?"

Well, all I could say to that was "shake your booty!"

It won't be long until someone comes along who wants to lose themselves in your soft pillowy lips. Then you'll know why birds suddenly appear everytime they are near.

Love, Luck and Lollipops!

10:13 PM  
Blogger Cal Stricklyn said...

hey lukie!

it's your old great-grandpa here. i'm just now trying to get the hang of this blogger thing. first, we had to change everything over to computers at Stricklyn Oil, then we had to get with the program on the internet, and now i'm trying to stay one step ahead of the program learning all this new stuff that comes along. i may be completing my seventh decade here, but i ain't done learning things yet!

anyway, your mom told me that you'd been keeping some sort of journal online, and i thought i'd see if i could find it. sure enough, here it is.

i ain't gonna say much more for now and don't wanna pry in your business, but just know that i'm down here in Texas and really wouldn't mind a call from my favorite great-grandson every now and then.

what i'm so shocked by is this news about jade...it's been a little while since i talked to your mom, but what you're trying to tell me is that i've got ANOTHER great-granddaughter? tell lily that i'm going to be calling her tomorrow and that she might hear from josh sometime, too.

i love you, son.
Cal

P.S. by the way, how's your aunt meg doing? i don't really know what happened. josh don't talk about it much, and i never asked lily because i know they've gotten along about as well as two packs of coyotes. i kinda miss meg around here sometimes. tell her i said hello and that she has an obligation to call this old man sometime.

2:23 AM  
Blogger Meg Snyder said...

Wow Luke, I don't know what to say. Holden said you were having some issues, but this is crazy. Then again it is our family, so it's not that surprising. I really should have stayed in touch while in Mexico. If you want my advice get a blood test on this Jade girl, quick, easy and (almost) fool proof at weeding out scam artists.

Hello Cal, nice to see you have discovered the internet. I am doing fine; I've got a new snuggle buddy. He is a little scruffy, kind of stinky at times, and he can be rude to me, but hey at least he pays me well for my time. Say hi to Josh for me, & tell him I want my see through red lingerie back!

5:34 AM  
Blogger BennettMarco said...

Meg I am so glad you showed up. I think you are a stone cold fox. Dump Paul and come to me.

8:01 AM  
Blogger Meg Snyder said...

I don't know bennettmarco. I thought you said that you were going after Sierra. And all though I rarely turn down and offer for a threesome, Alison is a little to young (and blonde) for my taste. Plus her older sis/mom is a bitch.

8:45 AM  
Blogger Alison Stewart said...

Hey now meg,
I didn't hold the fact that your brother holden didn't want me and aaron together against you. But seeing as how I'm in Seattle and Aaron wouldn't really appreciate it, I guess you don't really have to go for it. My sister can be a bitch, but i have to love her.

10:46 AM  
Blogger BennettMarco said...

Yes Meg Emily is a bitch on wheels. The 3some could be you Sierra and me that is if Sierra ever shows her face again.Or it can be just a 2some but either way dump Paul. His annoying fake cough could be contagious.

9:12 PM  
Blogger Alison Stewart said...

Listen here crackheadmarco or whatever you name is, you had better back off of my sister. I am allowed to insult her because I am her sister, but you don't even know her. You are just as bad as Dusty.

9:19 PM  
Blogger Lily Snyder said...

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12:58 PM  
Blogger Alison Stewart said...

Does anyone know a Kristina Stenbeck? Because she keeps telling me that she is Paul's daughter, and that he is still alive. I didn't think he had a daughter, I even looked back through his history, and guess what no daughter. What does everyone else think?

8:34 PM  
Blogger Meg Snyder said...

Paul's never mentioned a daughter to me. I've got no clue who the heck she is.

5:36 AM  
Blogger BennettMarco said...

Allison
You shouldnt be calling people names. Your mom (the one who birthed you) is a drunk and a pill popper and your mom/sister is a notorious whore/slut. Those are just facts.

7:11 AM  
Blogger Alison Stewart said...

Thanks Meg,
I think this girl is an imposter. I think maybe you should tell paul that there is some girl out pretending to be his daughter. You could even sick barbar on her

8:05 AM  
Blogger Mary Cherry said...

Hi, Bridget, hon, I think you need some electrical shock therapy because Joe doesn't have a crush on his father.

And, FYI, I've heard about you Forresters. I can't believe you were having a lurid affair with this Ridge character. I mean, he's like 50! Who do you think you are? Anna Nicole Smith?

You know, with the way you all sleep around with each other, it's a wonder you weren't born with webbed toes!

6:52 PM  
Blogger Alison Stewart said...

I know, before you know it i think that that brooke woman will be sleeping with that whale stephanie

6:58 PM  
Blogger Nic said...

Bridget-

Are you implying a incestuous but not technically related crush?

That'd be...well I can't say weird because I've heard worse, but still...icky.

Holden may be cute, but the age gap, not working, and his mom might get mad, you think? Hahahaha.

----

BTW, Luciano, I love the way that sounds, it just rolls off the tounge. >.> Better than Luke anyways, not to say I don't like that too, just reminds me of Star Wars.

Joe is nice too, lol.

8:15 PM  
Blogger Mary Cherry said...

Ew!

8:15 PM  
Blogger Lorraine C.R. Damiens said...

O god...bridge, and I thought my life was complicated

9:21 AM  
Blogger Iva said...

Hi Cal,

I hadn't thought of you in some time. And there is no way that Jade is my granddaughter. Nuf said.

I miss you Luke.

4:29 AM  
Blogger Iva said...

Luke, did you really say that your mom and dad were making "cow eyes" at each other? Hmmmmm

4:32 AM  
Blogger Dusty Donovan said...

Lucy,


I had about as good a Valentines Day as I could without you being here with me. So, not the best. Miss you like crazy, princess.

Love always,

Dusty

12:20 PM  
Blogger Lily Snyder said...

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1:52 PM  

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